Never act like a hypocrite

1: Never act like a hypocrite (or else there will bad consequences in your future!)

 
2: Never pee your pants in public!

 
3: Never sing in front of thousands of people, if you know you're a bad singer! (I don't like vomit on my shoes)

 
4: Never fart in front of your boyfriend on your first date! (that would be atrocious)

 

5: Never invite your parents to dance with you at a party!

 
BONUS TIP:
Never pick your nose on nationwide TV (unless your holding two cute kittens and you're a beautiful actress/model)

 
Bari

Boredom sucks!

• Boredom is trying to stay awake while Mc Jaga tries to dance.
• Boredom is listening to "Ben" rave about the dictionary and how boring that is!
• Boredom is being suffocated into a black hole!
• Boredom is being tortured with watching rain trickle down the window.
• Boredom is waiting for your brother style his hair in the bathroom, while you get locked out and have your hair frizz up like an afro that is as big as the Grand Canyon!
• ·     Boredom is listening to Xavier read a one of Colin Thompson’s books and make it sound disastrous! 

By Bari!

Exhilarating Me!

My name is Bari and I am an exhilarating writer.
I love Barbie dolls and vampire Zofie Lee Del.
I hate my brother. He is atrocious (but I guess I am exaggerating a bit).
My worst food is filangies.
My fav animal is cats (I do not know why but I just seem to be attracted to them, probably because they're sooo cute)
My fav colour is hot pink.
My earliest memory was…

It was 2002 and I was at daycare. It had been lunch time and I had taken the last bite of my sandwich. I was so hungry I decided to steal the boy's lunch next to me.

When I am happy I eat ice-cream.
When I am sad I also eat ice-cream and sometimes read.
When I grow up I hope to have…

Frizzy

The very toy I got for my very first birthday was a beautiful doll. Let me share a personal story about my one and only loved toy, Frizzy!

She has these huge bloated out pants and cute miniature elf shoes with fury pom poms on the tips of her twelve inch feet. Her nose looks like Pinocchio but looks don't matter.


 
One very normal morning, for one very normal day everything was superb, until…

We were staying at a fancy hotel. It was like staying in Beverly Hills (not that I have ever been there).

It was a cousin's wedding. Me and Nanny were heading back to Wellington. Finally after about 2 hours (I am guessing) we had landed.

Suddenly…..

"Poof!" I had just remembered I had left my doll Frizzy on the fruit bar table at the hotel. I was devastated. Tears poured out of my eyes. They were like water falls shooting out as fast as a breakneck jet plane!

One week later I received a gift.

I shredded the paper to pieces and my beautiful doll lay there as still as a statue. I picked her up and wrapped my marathon arms around her.

I was so glad to have my precious doll Frizzy back with me, safe in my arms!

Written by Bari Lawrence


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