Never act like a hypocrite

1: Never act like a hypocrite (or else there will bad consequences in your future!)

 
2: Never pee your pants in public!

 
3: Never sing in front of thousands of people, if you know you're a bad singer! (I don't like vomit on my shoes)

 
4: Never fart in front of your boyfriend on your first date! (that would be atrocious)

 

5: Never invite your parents to dance with you at a party!

 
BONUS TIP:
Never pick your nose on nationwide TV (unless your holding two cute kittens and you're a beautiful actress/model)

 
Bari