Top five things you should NOT do

1. Never spell a word wrong if you are the top speller in your class.
   
2. Never throw a hand grenade straight up in the air if you've taken the pin out (it will come straight down on your head and kill you).
   
3. Never jump off the top of Mount Everest without a parachute and protective gear.
   
4. Never annoy an angry alien. You will be killed!
   
5. Never fart on live and national TV (You will be so embarrassed you will never want to show your red face again).
   
   
    

By Acacia

Acacia Fact File

• My name is Acacia. I am a brilliant writer.
• I love McDonalds. I hate broccoli.
• I wish I had one million dollars.
• My favourite animals are lions.
• My favourite colour is red.
• I remember going to Dargaville when I was little.
• Sometimes I like to draw pictures.
• When I'm happy I like to laugh and smile.
• When I'm sad I cry.
• When I grow up I hope I'll become a famous author and artist.
• I am not sure what makes me cringe but Monique makes me laugh.
• Doing something wrong makes me blush.
• If I could eat my writing it would taste like strawberry ice cream.