Friday, September 9, 2011

Top five things you should NOT do


  1. Never spell a word wrong if you are the top speller in your class.
  2. Never throw a hand grenade straight up in the air if you've taken the pin out (it will come straight down on your head and kill you).
  3. Never jump off the top of Mount Everest without a parachute and protective gear.
  4. Never annoy an angry alien. You will be killed!
  5. Never fart on live and national TV (You will be so embarrassed you will never want to show your red face again).

     
By Acacia
Posted by Parkvale 18
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  1. AnonymousSeptember 10, 2011 at 5:18 PM

    dear acacia
    wow i litturely laughed out loud when i heard this ver funny i especially liked the last bit. i also liked how on the last part you put in "you will never want to show your red face again" because you were asuming how most people would look like if that happened
    lily

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  2. Caitlin.NOctober 6, 2011 at 2:48 PM

    that is really funny especially this part.

    Never spell a word wrong if you are the top speller in your class.

    I love your creativity.

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