10 things not to do.

1. Never stand in dog poo (smelly and squishy)
2. Go in the girls/boys toilets (you might be seen or see something)    
3. Eat someone, also known as cannibalism .They will taste weird and gutty.

4. Get a grenade and pull the pin and throw the pin instead of the grenade, it will end in a boom.
5. Pick up an electric eel, the result will be shocking.
6. Be fat. (P.s. I didn't write why you shouldn't be fat because there are way too many reasons.)
7. Leave your pencil on your table at school. (It will be gone in a matter of seconds)
8. Let your girlfriend/boyfriend make you have to get an ear ring. (They will probably dump you in three days after)
9. Go out with an ugly girl just because you're desperate.
10. Don't follow the tips on this page. (They are very pro tips)
Ben