This is my account of differences between adults and children

Children:
Children are really active and are only drunk on fizzy. They have a teeny weeny vocabulary (compared to adults) and dream about getting a kitten, or a transformer. Or if you're me, (which you aren't) you dream about a walking pie eating walking chips then you eating that pie.
Adults:
They aren't as active as children (well some are but they're usually teachers so they don't count). And adults have a humongous vocabulary –they say words that make awesome people (children) go "huh??" Like "Darwinism." See! Oh! And adults dream about getting a flash car or winning lotto– who cares!
Adults and children are practically a different species to each other.
Amber