Fifteen things never to do in life

1. Never eat baked beans while using fire or you'll fart then blow up.
2. Never eat tourists on your birthday or you might just transform into them.
3. Never urinate in rock out concerts {you don't want to know why.}
4. Never yell at a superstar or you will be up in hell or heaven that's for sure.
5. Watching Justin Bieber {biggest mistake you would ever make}
6. Never keep fizzy and mentos in your mouth at the same time.
7. Never go to heaven then hell or you won't be in heaven or real life any more.
8. Never jack a man's car, well that you don't know how to do at least.
9. Never eat baked beans on a date with a famous person its impolite to fart in a restaurant.
10. Never kiss someone on your first date (unless you want to be miserable for the rest of your life).
11. Never jump of the sky tower with a piranha infested ocean below (unless you have trained them).
12. Never take a dump in a bush nearby they often put bear traps or cameras {embarrassing}
13. Never dive in wet concrete {you don't know when it will dry}.
14. Never step on a little chipmunk and go close up to it {you don't know if it has rabies}.
15. But NEVER ever sit on a air bag and clap { big mistake }
    
     
    
    Matt M.