All about me, myself and I

My name is Mia

I love my family

Sometimes I like to read

My favourite colour is pink

I am a brilliant writer as you can see

I hate anything sharp like injections

When I'm sad I cry

When I'm happy I laugh cheerfully

My two favourite words are hot pink

I wish for 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 more wishes

My favourite animals in the whole entire world are wild cats

I remember my birth date & time 31/8/00 at 7:15

When I grow up I hope to be a writer

Blood makes me cringe

Jokes make me laugh

Ropes make me trip

If you could eat my writing not that I'd let you because it would taste like trees mixed with ink yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!

 

Describing boredom!!!

Boredom is waiting for your big sister to finish in the shower. It's like waiting for your hair to grow! Boredom is when you are sitting in the car on a trip and you have nothing to do.
Boredom is having to wait in a giant line for a ride that costs $45.00 to go on. Boredom is waiting for your teddy to come out of the washing machine.
Boredom is when you accidently leave your heater on all day and your mum takes it away from you. Boredom is spending the day with your grandparents.
By Erin.

My little toy snuggle

It was just two months after I was born and mummy handed me a toy caterpillar. It was perfect. His rainbow colours were really bright from head to tail and at the very end was a mirror, crystal clear. I called him Snuggle.
He was just right well right until I was three and my little baby sister Jennifer came along. We had to share. So when it was her turn she spewed on it. I was really sad. So Daddy washed it and it was all better again, until I realized it was night time and I had left Snuggle in Jennifer's room.
I silently crept out of bed. I was really scared but I had to do it for Snuggle. I ran as fast as my legs could carry me through the hallway into Jennifer's room and grabbed Snuggle. But just that very second ... WAA oh no I forgot that she loves him too so I decided to do the right thing - just take Snuggle and carry Jennifer to my bed too. Everything was just right until... BLAH she spewed!
By Monique

Boredom

Boredom is a room full of plain white.
Boredom is a place where the nobodies live.
Boredom is a place where adults humour is.
Boredom is a place where no spectacular kid wants to be.
Boredom is listening to pop music.
Boredom is playing scrabble with grans.
Boredom is a horror house with no source of alien.
Boredom is waiting for the care bears.
Boredom is another opposite aspect of my mum and dad.

 
By Cyprus

Kiri’s Favourite Toy

When I was little my favourite toy was a small yellow lion with different coloured paws and in each paw there was an object that made a different sound. One paw made a crackling noise, another one tingled and the other ones had Velcro on them.
I loved that toy. I loved it.

 

My name is Bayley, I am a brilliant writer.

I love my family.
I hate Justin Beiber!!!
I wish I had 10,000,000,000 more wishes.
My favourite colour is Pink.
I remember all the games I have played with my grandma.
Sometimes I like to talk to myself.
When I'm happy I laugh.
When I'm sad I cry.
When I grow up I hope I will be wealthy and a scientist.
When I'm surprised it makes me cringe.
Friends make me laugh.
Comments make me blush.
Today my favourite three words are bummer, so and haha.
If you could eat my writing it would taste like heaven [I hope!]

Never shave your legs at a public pool

1. Never yell at your parents (say goodbye to computer, TV etc)
2. Never go on a first date without showering or brushing your teeth (no one wants a smelly date)
3. Never ride horses wearing shorts (the saddle will pinch you "ouch!'') p.s you can ride a horse bare back if you were wondering.
4. Never shave your legs at a public pool (1^st of all yuck, 2^nd of all other people swim in there too, and 3^rd of all if you want friends don't do that.)
5. Never talk about your X on your first date ( you so totally like her if you do.

 

List by Lily

“I am a Brilliant Writer!”

My name is Cyprus and I am a brilliant writer.
I love to ride my bike.
And I reject eating pumpkin.
I wish for a super computer.
My favourite animal is a Mustang horse.
My favourite colour is blue.
I remember when my Dad broke his leg.
Sometimes I like to laugh for no reason.
And when I'm happy I add a smile to my face.
When I grow up I hope to be a V8 supercar driver.
Justin Bieber makes me cringe.
My Mum and Dad make me laugh.
And when I'm embarrassed I blush.
Today my favourite words are, "Create, Destroy, and Fast."
If I could eat my writing, it would taste like restaurant quality food.

 
Cyprus

! TOP 5 THINGS NOT TO DO !

1. NEVER GO TO JUSTIN BIEBER CONCERTS! (!!EVER!!)
2. NEVER BECOME GIRILY GIRL!!!
   (UNLESS YOU WANT A WORLD OF PINK!! YUCK!)
3. NEVER JUMP OFF A CLIFF INTO SHARK INFESTED WATER (UNLESS YOU WANT TO DIE - THAT'S THE NUMBER ONE CHOICE)
4. NEVER JUMP OFF A SKYSKRAPER BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU CAN FLY (UNLESS YOU CAN FLY)
5. DON'T BITE AMBER SHE'S A FRIEND (I THINK)
   
    
   CAITLIN M.

Never kiss a guy on your first date

Never kiss a guy on your first date (they might dislike you for it and want to take it slower).

 Never ride down sand dunes (the sand will build up on your tires and you will definitely fall off).

 Never shave off your hair before a school photo (you will stand out but not in a good way).

 Never go to a fancy restaurant with not nice clothes on (definitely NOT with your girlfriend and her mum).

 Never drink and drive (you will probably have a crash on your first date or get pulled over by the booze bus). 

 

Caitlin N.

My name is Wharewaiata, I am a brilliant writer!

I love my family.
I hate girls.
I wish I had infinity more wishes.
I love all animals.
My favourite colour is pink.
I remember my first birthday when I tipped the whole cake all over my face!
Sometimes I like to sleep with my mp3 player on.
When I am happy I will play with anyone.
When I am sad I lock myself in my in my room and read.
When I grow up I hope I am the next Travis Pastrana.
Justin Beiber makes me cringe.
Tickling makes me laugh.
Today my favourite words are skate at atomics.
If I ate my writing it would taste like caramel sauce!!!!

MY FIRST TOY

My first toy was a dog. He was really cute and cuddly.
His name is Rufus. He is the best dog in the world. He doesn't care if I think he is a horse because I always try and ride him like a horse.
He is great. The best things about him are his eyes and ears. His eyes are blue like the dark sea, and they are hard. His ears are nice and furry like my hair.


Matt W.

Adults vs. children

• Children don't make very smart choices
• Adults make very smart choices
  
• Children like toys
  
• Adults don't like toys
  
• Children don't work
  
• Adults do work
  
• Children are FUN
  
• Adults are BORING
  
• Children boast about things
  
• Adults don't
  
• Children are yes
  
• Adults are no
  

By Libby

Top 5 things NOT to do!!

1. NEVER eat dog food. (been there done that, never doing it again)
   
2. NEVER upset an angry parent or brother. (TRUST ME)
   
3. NEVER smile at a crocodile. (just don't)
   
4. NEVER fall for a cute cat with big eyes. (could be Puss'n'Boots)
   
5. NEVER steal lollies from your little baby brother or sister. (find out for yourself)
   

WRITTEN BY CAMRYN

Describe boredom

I can tell you what boredom is. I am bored all the time.

• Listening to your dad's favourite album (Elvis Presley)
• Watching your big brother flick his hair and trying to be cool
• Ringing all your friends to play and they're all not there
• Sitting in your room trying to go to sleep when your parents are partying
• Oh and don't talk about how much your mum embarrasses you
• I get back from gym and turn on the TV and the biggest loser is on, I mean boring
  
   
  Now that is boredom. I mean I still haven't had a shower. My brother is probably still in there!
  
   
  Savannah

7 Minute Writing Warm Up

They ran past him like a frog catching a fly. Are they fans or an angry mob? Going and coming again. To and there. Plenty of noise they're making, I can assure that.
Food, I said to myself, I'm hungry. And there they are again. Drink, I need a drink. Treats, I also need treats. The mob runs around in circles. Ride, I need to go for a ride to see what that ruckus is.
Home, I am home, I found out what it is: Justin Beiber is in Hastings. Again they ran round and round in circles. Did I hear that silence? Finally….


Savannah

This is my account of differences between adults and children

Children:
Children are really active and are only drunk on fizzy. They have a teeny weeny vocabulary (compared to adults) and dream about getting a kitten, or a transformer. Or if you're me, (which you aren't) you dream about a walking pie eating walking chips then you eating that pie.
Adults:
They aren't as active as children (well some are but they're usually teachers so they don't count). And adults have a humongous vocabulary –they say words that make awesome people (children) go "huh??" Like "Darwinism." See! Oh! And adults dream about getting a flash car or winning lotto– who cares!
Adults and children are practically a different species to each other.
Amber

How to make my brother (Zac) laugh

1. Get him and pin him on the ground (may take 2 min max). 
2. Roll him over so he is on his belly (be careful he doesn't escape).
3. This is the hard part, securely push his arms down with your feet and make sure you are staring at his legs.
4. Last of all, get your hands and tickle him under the knees for as long as you like!
   Enjoy!
   
    How to make my dad (Martin) laugh

This is a hard one, I don't hear my dad laugh much so I can only give you suggestions. Not saying that he doesn't laugh, once he laughed so much because he found my lost sweater sitting in the cloak bay (it was as clear as day).
1. Maybe you could tickle him on the sides somewhere.
2. Also if this doesn't work, maybe show him something funny on YouTube or TV.
3. This is another one, I might ruin your life but give it a try. If you are really desperate get your brother to take an embarrassing pic of you and show it to him.
4. Our last hope is America's funniest home videos.
Try them out and hope it works. Fingers crossed.

 How to make my mum (Sarah) laugh
My mum laughs, but there is not really a specific way to do it. So I am not going to give you tips to do this.

 How to make me (Ben) laugh
I know how to make myself laugh, but this is classified info that will not be shared any time soon.

 So this is my family of laughs!

 Ben

Acacia Fact File

• My name is Acacia. I am a brilliant writer.
• I love McDonalds. I hate broccoli.
• I wish I had one million dollars.
• My favourite animals are lions.
• My favourite colour is red.
• I remember going to Dargaville when I was little.
• Sometimes I like to draw pictures.
• When I'm happy I like to laugh and smile.
• When I'm sad I cry.
• When I grow up I hope I'll become a famous author and artist.
• I am not sure what makes me cringe but Monique makes me laugh.
• Doing something wrong makes me blush.
• If I could eat my writing it would taste like strawberry ice cream.

Adults and Children by Cyprus

There are many differences between adults and children.
Adults are stronger and kids cry more. Adults have to do the work while kids are at school. Parents spend more money on their kids instead of themselves. 
Kids are a lot more active, and they are a lot more fun. Adults drink Alcohol. They tell us what to do. Kids go to bed too early. Kids are more mischief. 
Adults are hairy. Adults encourage kids to go play outside when they sit down and watch TV.
In a way kids should be appreciative of their parents. Oh one more thing, parents come in different varieties. Giggle! Giggle!


By Cyprus 

I am a brilliant writer {it’s true}

I am a brilliant writer

My name is Stefan, I am a brilliant writer {it's true}

I love playing computer games

I hate pumpkins and my little brother crying

I wish I had all the Nerf guns and ammo

My favourite animal is a Sabre tooth tiger

My favourite colour is orange

I remember my first trip to Australia

Something I like to do is playing with Nerf guns and ammo

When I am happy I entertain

When I am sad I try to think of fluffy feelings

When I grow up I want to be a soccer player or a hotel manager

Marcus being himself makes me cringe

A funny sound popping makes me laugh

My fave writing genre is explanations

Today my fave words are hostage, enclose and breakneck.

If I could eat my writing it would taste like hamburgers.

My Name is Lily

My name is Lily, I am a brilliant writer

I love horses

I hate brussel sprouts and Justin Bieber

I wish I had a horse

My favourite animal is a horse

My favourite colour is blue

I remember my first holiday to Australia

Sometimes I like to do nothing

When I am happy i do synchronised skipping with Maddy

When I am sad I talk about it

When I grow up I hope to be an equestrian rider

Lemons make me cringe

Maddy makes me laugh

Horse riding makes me blush

Today my three favourite words are daffodils, Friday, and Saturday

If you could taste my writing it would taste of chocolate

 

Top 5 Things (NOT To Do)

1. Never go to a Justin Bieber concert (your ears will blow off and you will get trampled by screaming girly girls).
   
2. Never fart on your friend. (Been there, done that never again!!)
   
3. Do not jump off the sky tower (although would be fun if you land on 8 mattresses piled on top of each other!!).
   
4. Do not swim in shark infested water (unless you're in a protective bubble).
   
5. Never make friends with a cute alien (you will die!!!!!!).
   

List by Amber

My name is Ben, I am a brilliant writer

I love sugar.

I hate Justin Bieber.

I wish I was rich.

My favourite animal is a Puma.

My favourite colour is blue.

I remember my B.F.F'S

Sometimes I like to have my funny undies on!

When I'm happy I smile.

When I'm sad I cry.

When I grow up I hope I am rich.

Sandpaper scraping on walls makes me cringe.

Tickling makes me laugh.

Myself farting makes me blush.

Today my three favourite words are chicken, miss and van.

If you could eat my writing it would taste like chocolate and paper.

Ben

Info about my life

    My name is Summer and I'm a brilliant writer

I love my family

    I hate dog poop

I wish my mum had her fav car

My favourite animal is a pug

    My favourite colour is black (shade)

I remember my sister Bella coming home after her operation

    Sometimes I like to clean the house

    When I'm happy I care

When I'm sad I go in my room and sort out my problem

When I grow up I hope to be a designer

    Biting a towel makes me cringe

    My family makes me laugh

    Presents make me blush

Today my three favourite words are 1.cho 2.co 3.late

If you could eat my writing it would taste like humour

I’m a brilliant writer

My name is Caitlin I am a brilliant writer.
I love my family.

I hate Brussel sprouts.

My favourite animals are dogs.

My favourite colour is blue.

I remember my dog Ella.

Sometimes I like to draw.

When I am happy I like to dance/jazz.

When I am sad I like to talk about it.

When I grow up I hope to be an advanced paramedic.

Bubbles make me cringe.

Monique makes me laugh.

Presents make me blush.

Today my favourite 3 words are chocolate, computer, and Monique.

If you could taste my writing it would taste like chocolate.


 
By Caitlin

Flipsy

My favourite toy was a stuffed dog called Flipsy that my mum had brought from Australia. I called it Flipsy because it's really flopy and I used to make it do flips when I was little. I still have it now but it's got a few grubby spots and a squeezed arm. Wondering why its got a squeezed arm? Anyone? Well I will tell you anyway.

It wasn't that long ago I think it was about 2 years ago . I was drawing pictures when thought I could sketch Flipsy. So I went into my room to go look for Flipsy. But I could not find Flipsy. But oh no I couldn't find him so I went to mum for help. Mum said "I put her in your cupboard."

"Why did you do that?" I replied.

"Because you are getting too old for it" mum snapped back. "No way I'm getting to old for it!" I said, stomping away.

 

I grabbed my Flipsy and ran to the table to draw and I was pretty grumpy with mum!

 

By Libby

My Fav Toy

When I was little my mum, dad, sisters, brother and I went to Waimarama Beach and obviously someone noticed my cuteness because I got little Miss Waimarama. For the prize I got a dancing tigger and I would take it everywhere and I mean everywhere.

That tigger must have crusties on it I mean that thing never got washed! I think my tigger stopped dancing because I would never let it go... 
9 years later … "oh my god where's my tigger?" I yelled, "mum do you know where my tigger is?"
"No I have no idea," explained mum, "Daaad do you know where my tigger is?" 
"No, I have no idea," explained dad.
"Oh fudge! I don't know how I'm going to get to sleep now," I said puzzled. "Don't worry," dad said hopefully.

"Yawn"!

"Ahh, honey," spoke dad. "I just remembered that I hung your tigger outside on the hook out and yea I kinda forgot."

"Aggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrr... So after this whole time it was outside? And you, arh you're in deep trouble mister!" I said angrily to my dad. "Is that right, Summer?" dad said sarcastically.

So after all of that dad gave me back my tigger and I had a great sleep with my friendly friend TIGGER!

 
Summer

My dear Snuggles

When I was 0 years old (just born) I had a medium sized teddy that was fluffy with heart paw prints. And when I was about 3 or 4, I lost this teddy bear. Let me tell you how I lost it.

My family was going to the park. I brought a bag stuffed with my fave things. But not Snuggles, my teddy, I held her in my arms. We were going to stop for a picnic. After our picnic, Snuggles and I went exploring by the stream. Then Snuggles went swimming. After that we went climbing. Snuggles and I were still up a tree when mum called up to me. "Amber!!! Time to go!" So I raced down the tree and as soon as I got down I asked "sweetest mummy in the world. Can I have an ice cream on the way back?" 
So now I'm at home slurping at an ice cream. "Amber go get your bear for a wash!" my mum yells out. I run to my bag, ice cream dribbling down my arm. I look in my bag. It's not there!! I HAVE LOST MY LOVELY TOY BEAR!! "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah" I wail. My mum rushes in. 
"What's the matter honey?" mum asks.
"I lost my lovely snuggles!" I cry.
"We'll check the park okay?" mum tells me.

(25 mins later) So I've come back from the park, still without my Snuggles. I soon settle down with another ice cream. I thought this would be the worst day in the history of bad days. (But the 2^nd ice cream made me feel a little bit better!)

Amber

Me, Myself and I

My name is Nicole. I am a brilliant writer.

I love takeaways.

I hate Brussels sprouts.

I wish I had 10,000,000,000,000,000 more wishes.

My favourite animal is a puppy dog.

My favourite colour is blue.

I remembered when I cried because of my granddad.

Sometimes I like to dress up as a fairy princess.

When I'm happy I sing.

When I'm sad I read in bed with the curtains closed.

When I grow up I hope I will be a rock star.

Justin Beiber makes me cringe.

Clowns make me laugh.

Dogs make me blush.

Today my favourite words are oh my god.

If I could eat my writing it would taste like McDonald's.