Wharewaiata and Boredom

*waiting for the care bears to finish.
*listening to 60's music
*watching netball on TV
*going to bed at 7.45
*watching my sister play with her babies
*listening to sport on the radio
*going to school everyday
*watching the teachers eat their delicious morning tea
By Wharewaiata

NEVER DO THESE THINGS

1: Never fart during dinner time or you will be sent to bed straight away.
2: Don't listen to your sister or you will be haunted for life.
3: Never fire a bazooka back to front.
4: Never ever jump off a 4,000 ft tall cliff onto a croc.
5: Don't use your sister's hair comb or you'll never hear the end of it.
6: Never make a retard of yourself on live TV (you'll feel sorry for yourself).

List by Wharewaiata

My name is Wharewaiata, I am a brilliant writer!

I love my family.
I hate girls.
I wish I had infinity more wishes.
I love all animals.
My favourite colour is pink.
I remember my first birthday when I tipped the whole cake all over my face!
Sometimes I like to sleep with my mp3 player on.
When I am happy I will play with anyone.
When I am sad I lock myself in my in my room and read.
When I grow up I hope I am the next Travis Pastrana.
Justin Beiber makes me cringe.
Tickling makes me laugh.
Today my favourite words are skate at atomics.
If I ate my writing it would taste like caramel sauce!!!!