BOREDOM with BAYLEY

Boredom is waiting for your hair to dry.
Boredom is lying on your BORING bed looking at your BORING ceiling.
Boredom is when silence breaks out between you and your friend and neither of you have the guts to break it!!!
Boredom is having NOTHING absolutely NOTHING at all to write [sad so sad]
Boredom is having to listen to terrible sarcasm.
Boredom is when you're bored which is so BORING!!!

 
By Bayley

NEVER EVER swear!

Top five things NOT to do.

1. Never EVER fart in front of your boy or girl friend's PARENTS.
2. Do NOT stuff your food into your already stuffed face or you will explode!
3. Let's say someone told a REALLY funny joke in the middle of a test and you just happened to start to crack up laughing. "That is so not allowed in THIS class room," the teacher might have told you in a grumpy and expressive sort of a voice.
4. NEVER fire a gun backwards or consider yourself DEAD!
5. NEVER EVER swear that includes F***, S***, H***, B****, B******** and more.


 
By Bayley

My name is Bayley, I am a brilliant writer.

I love my family.
I hate Justin Beiber!!!
I wish I had 10,000,000,000 more wishes.
My favourite colour is Pink.
I remember all the games I have played with my grandma.
Sometimes I like to talk to myself.
When I'm happy I laugh.
When I'm sad I cry.
When I grow up I hope I will be wealthy and a scientist.
When I'm surprised it makes me cringe.
Friends make me laugh.
Comments make me blush.
Today my favourite three words are bummer, so and haha.
If you could eat my writing it would taste like heaven [I hope!]