NEVER DO THESE THINGS

1: Never fart during dinner time or you will be sent to bed straight away.
2: Don't listen to your sister or you will be haunted for life.
3: Never fire a bazooka back to front.
4: Never ever jump off a 4,000 ft tall cliff onto a croc.
5: Don't use your sister's hair comb or you'll never hear the end of it.
6: Never make a retard of yourself on live TV (you'll feel sorry for yourself).

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